The Inappropriate Elf challenge (i.e. make some fanfic character an elf i.e. Tyr or Daniel Jackson etc) with the suspension of disbelief that Boromir is really thick and Aragorn not much better:
Boromir | Erm, Aragorn. Have you noticed that Legolas's ears are kinda...well, pointy? |
Aragorn | They've always been pointy. |
Boromir | Oh. |
[pause] | |
Boromir | Isn't he a little tall for a hobbit? |
Aragorn | Hobbit? What have you been drinking? He's not a hobbit! |
Boromir | Oh. No, I guess hobbits don't live in the woods. So, he's a....? |
Aragorn | Fae. |
Gimli | Er, guys... |
[Aragorn and Boromir turn around to see Legolas glaring at them] | |
Legolas | It's ELF, not FAIRY, OK? |
[stomps off angrily - or at least as noisily as any fa..er...elf can walk] | |
Aragorn | That's odd, I'm pretty sure Elrond wasn't calling him "my favorite elf" the last time Legolas came visiting Rivendell... |